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i don't really know much about myself yet

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

h0odrich:

kelisjerkribs:

langsettte:

insidemytwistedmind9:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

That’s not the proper way to insult someone. You are insulting other people in the process. My family used to do a lot of inbreeding and I’m a fucking model. Plus that looks like it was taken in like the hospital and like she was sick. I bet you don’t look so hot in the hospital either. Rant over. I think.

an inbred model you guys. what agency are you with?

"My family used to do a lot of inbreeding" *beyonce voice* that is so crazy

PLEAAAAASE GOD

tylerchokely:

"my family used to do a lot of inbreeding and now im a fucking model"

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(via i-ran-over-oprah)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via gnarly)

"For you, a thousand times over."

Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via choichan)

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bronwhat:

so one morning my alarm went off signaling for me to get up but it’s the same noise as my ring tone and I was still 89% asleep so I thought someone was calling me so I answered my hand and it was my mom wanting to talk to my sister so I went to my sister and held out my hand and was all like “mom wants to talk to you” and we both spent like 5 minutes just staring at my hand

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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